Why does technology hate me?!?!?

A couple weeks ago my laptop crashed. FYI... the computer was just bought last year so it is not an old piece of crap! About a month or two ago, the computer in my Bossier location of business crashed. FYI... the business requires the computer for EVERYTHING we do in the store. Without it, we can no absolutely nothing! After battling my work computer for about a week, I finally got all data back, Anti-virus software installed, all the programmed files reinstalled and back in business. So last week I got my personal laptop back and running and installed a new Anti-virus software. Thought the issue was solved. Well of course not! Last night, my computer crashes again. Fixed it. Then it crashes again this morning. Why me?!?!?!? Is it my touch to electronics that makes it say, "Hey, Lyndsi just touched me. I'm gonna quit working. I don't like her. Let's make her struggle and work on me all day." I think that is how it goes down when I get on a desktop, laptop, voice recorder (which wouldn't work 2 weeks ago when I was trying to make  PowerPoint for another class), TVs, DVD players, basically anything that has power. Oh yea, and ALL of the iPhones I have gone though. I think I was meant to live back in the stone age when sticks and stones was the basic tools needed for survival, Now, I couldn't imagine a day without cell phone's, computers, and TVs. You think the sticks and stones would manage to break if I lived back then?!?! I Do!